A warm welcome to all ye weird and wonderful, ye landlubbers, earthlings and space invaders.


Take a tour of my cabinet of curious goods. Be dazzled by the bounty in my boudoir and one day into thine, from adornments of the body to elixers of the mind and botanical blossoms in kind. Intoxicating wares from around the globe, from Bali to London, and offerings from my hometown to yours. Curated by yours truly.

So come aboard and marvel at my treasures, Madame Formtastica awaits, and will accept your pieces of eight.

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