Tarot Readings by HOF


Seeking Answers from the Universe, Lovely Soul?

The mysteries of love, work & money – they can all be such puzzles, can’t they? That’s where I, Madame Formtastica, step in with my tarot readings.Think of me as your guide through the mists of uncertainty, holding a lantern of divine insight to illuminate your path.

Whether you’re wrestling with a big life decision or just curious about what’s ahead, my tarot cards are whispering and ready to share their secrets. Every reading I offer is a deeply personal journey.

You can connect with me from anywhere in the world! Choose a face-to-face reading through a videocall, or for those quick cosmic queries, I’m just a WhatsApp message away for a swift 3-card reading. Select the Tarot Reading that sings to your heart from our dropdown menu.

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3 cards – For those quick questions that buzz like bees in your mind, I’m right there in your WhatsApp for a prompt 3-card reading. Here’s how it sparkles into action: After you’ve selected your 3-card reading, send me a WhatsApp message with your order number and the question that’s nudging at your soul. I’ll consult the cards, using their insight to illuminate your query, and then I’ll send you a voice note with the enlightening answer. You can expect an answer within 24 hours. Simple, direct, and brimming with magick!

1 hour – For those deeper, more intricate matters of the heart and soul, why not immerse yourself in a 1-hour video call session? It’s gonna be like having a cozy, magical chat with me, right from your own sacred space. Once you’ve paid for your session, simply send me an email to conjure up a date and time that sings to your spirit. Remember to send along your order confirmation, and let me know when the stars align best for you. Let’s set the stage for a journey deep into the mystic! Send me an email here.

All our tarot reading sessions are one on one. If you wish to bring a second “guest” to the reading this can only be done in consultation with your tarot reader well ahead of the session.

All tarot reading services, whether via email, video chat or in-person, are non-refundable once received. Once your reading has been completed the sale is considered final and will not be refunded for any reason.

Cancellation Policy: If you cancel your video chat or in-person reading appointment at least 72 hours before the scheduled time, you will be refunded in full. If you cancel within 72 hours before your appointment without rescheduling, you will receive a 50% refund. If you fail to attend your appointment with no notification (aka no call, no show) you will not receive a refund.

About our readings.
Our readings assist you with perspective. They show and affirm the “lay of the land” that is your life at the moment. We may use any or no Tarot deck or spread, and direct soothsaying guidance to help facilitate a decisive, supportive and highly informative reading so that you can become a better decision-maker who is more informed about your overall existence.

Our readings do not facilitate dependency and such inclinations will never be encouraged by us!

We don’t do ‘third party readings’ – these are readings about someone who isn’t present or who hasn’t given their permission to be included in a reading. These types of questions are very common because, as human beings, we value our relationships with others and want to know what is happening in their lives. As mediums we subscribe to a code of ethics and within that code of ethics is often a reference to third-party readings. We feel that reading for a third party or for someone who has not given their permission for a reading is unethical, on the basis that it is an invasion of privacy. It is like reading someone else’s mail, spying or eavesdropping on someone else’s conversation. It simply isn’t ‘right’.

When we read for you and you ask us about another person in your life, we will be still picking up your energies and thoughts or wishes that surround the situation. It is this energy that will appear in the cards and which may potentially distort the truth of the situation.

How to rephrase your question: a very simple way to do this is to ask the Tarot, “What do I need to know about the situation?” In this way, we are asking the Universe to share with us only the necessary information – it doesn’t have to be the whole story, but simply what you need to know right now.

Madame Formtastica
Madame Formtastica is a high priestess with amazing intuition and psychic abilities. A gift she has developed since childhood, her eclectic tarot reading style makes her the perfect choice of psychic medium for those looking for a touch of the mystic and unusual. She tells it how it is and can help guide you through those difficult questions. During your tarot session, she can also work with oracle decks or pendulum for added guidance or clarification. Madame Formtastic is a divine white witch, so no dark magick in this house, and can also work with crystals for spiritual and emotional healing as well as perform spells on your behalf.

Readings Available: Dive into a 1-hour online video call for an immersive tarot experience, or opt for a quick yet insightful 3-card reading via WhatsApp. For those special souls in Amsterdam or Portugal, 1-hour in-person readings are available upon request.

If you have questions about our tarot reading service you can email me here >


Blessed be.

Madame Formtastica

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