Let me take you on a journey through my cabinet of curious goods, where you’ll marvel at my wears and have your wildest dreams appear before your eyes.

Where 18th century French Pompadours ride upon dragonflies. Where anatomical studies are used to decorate boudoirs. Where a skull is your favourite companion and scientific experiments have been used to create your own intoxicating odeur.

So come aboard and marvel at my treasures, Madame Formtastica awaits and will accept your pieces of eight.